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(no subject) [Jun. 10th, 2009|03:20 pm]
Nic Tyler
[mood |ZOMBIE]

What sort of world is this where Jen doesn't do livejournal posts, Steve's Penguins might actually win Lord Stanley's Cup, and I cannot find anything to occupy the ever growing amount of immemorable (not memorable; not worth remembering) free time I have throughout what has already felt like months?




Damn it, I do need a hair cut.
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NO. [Apr. 8th, 2009|04:06 am]
Nic Tyler
Yes.








No.













Yes.










Ok.
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(no subject) [Jan. 18th, 2009|12:50 pm]
Nic Tyler
[Current Location |The Fortress of Solitude]
[mood |pensivepensive]
[music |Johnny B. Goode - Marty McFly with The Starlighters]

Well, I have not used this device in over 2 years. However I feel it is a good way for me to ease into my new persona. For anyone reading this who isn't Jen (all 2 of you), I have decided to make a sudden and drastic temporary change to my personality. With a little help I have crafted the following listof things I can and cannot do while in this persona.

Can:
Tell boring stories
Drone on about politics and the weather
Incorporate uninteresting sports facts into conversations
Speak slower
Incorporate pauses and hesitations into conversations
Go to bed early

Cannot:
Tell Jokes
Use sarcasm
Speak with aptly placed voice inflections
Use logic or flow when telling a story
Finish any story in a meaningful way
Belittle anyone


Aside from going to bed early, I think last night's test run was a rousing success. I not only followed these guidelines, but assisted Jen in making icons. I guess this new persona boils down to calm, respectful, and boring. I shall see how people like him.
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Posted using LJ Talk (http://www.livejournal.com/chat/)... [Nov. 14th, 2006|07:15 pm]
Nic Tyler
(Ninja!)
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(no subject) [Nov. 4th, 2006|11:15 pm]
Nic Tyler
When the bored are too bored, there are ways.
When the lonely are too lonely, there are ways.
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(no subject) [Feb. 24th, 2006|04:44 pm]
Nic Tyler
everyone should signup for this site
they make ringtones from music files
it's the coolest thing ever




MyxerTones™ - Ringtones from YOUR Music.
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(no subject) [Feb. 23rd, 2006|10:09 pm]
Nic Tyler
[mood |happyhappy]

The Slow Dancer
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLDm)

Steady, reliable, and cradling her tenderly. Take a deep breath, and let it out real easy...you are The Slow Dancer.

Your focus is love, not sex, and for your age, you have average experience. But you're a great, thoughtful guy, and your love life improves every year. There's also a powerful elimination process working in your favor: most Playboy types get stuck raising unwanted kids before you even begin settling down. The women left over will be hot and yours. Your ideal woman is someone intimate, intelligent, and very supportive.

Your exact opposite:
The Hornivore

Random Brutal Sex Master
While you're not exactly the life of the party, you do thrive in small groups of smart people. Your circle of friends is extra tight and it's HIGHLY likely they're just like you. You appreciate symmetry in relationships.




ALWAYS AVOID: The Battleaxe

CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor or The Sonnet


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(no subject) [Feb. 4th, 2006|08:01 pm]
Nic Tyler
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(no subject) [Jan. 12th, 2006|10:26 pm]
Nic Tyler
[mood |sadsad]

Me = Sad

Carson Palmer = more injured than previously believed

He's my second favorite quarterback of all time. Though my absolute favorite (Brett Favre) might be retiring before he can get one more playoff run. Though it's not like Favre had a real team to play for this season. The Bengals are my favorite team right now. Maybe if the Browns switched from playing croquet to playing football I would give a rat's ass. And if Palmer's injury was career-ending I might just cry for a while. And laugh at the irony. Because a week before he tore all the cartelage in his knee he signed a 9-year, 115 million dollar contract. Oh well. I'm sure he'll play again. And the Bengals can work on their run defense and win a Super Bowl. Le Sigh.
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(no subject) [Jan. 2nd, 2006|10:59 pm]
Nic Tyler
[mood |tall]
[music |The Picard Song]

You know what's really fun sometimes? Making people angry. It's really easy too. Watch and behold my power.......












I think i'm still getting taller. As if 6'3" wasn't tall enough....
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